Richie Rich Busted For Drug Trafficking New Access

Prosecutors are seeking to freeze $400 billion in assets, though they admit that Richie likely still has enough money hidden in his “Change Jar of Doom” to hire 10,000 lawyers.

It sounds like the plot of a gritty Hollywood reboot, but for fans of 90s pop culture, the headlines this week are all too real. The cherub-faced, Dollar-sign-sporting icon of childhood capitalism, Richie Rich, has been busted for drug trafficking. richie rich busted for drug trafficking new

"With endless resources and no real consequences, it was a recipe for disaster," says one anonymous source close to the family. "When you own a shrink-ray and a time machine, regular thrills just don't cut it anymore. He started running with a fast crowd." Prosecutors are seeking to freeze $400 billion in